Oh come on. You must have been on my website long enough by now to know who I am, surely? Oh dear. Well, here's a crash course…
If you don't know me, here's the place to start.
And when you've done there, maybe here.
For a laugh, this is good.
And everyone seems to laugh at this, but, apart from the hat, I didn't think I looked that bad. Maybe it's him?